So tonight I am making seafood au gratin for dinner. It is super delecious! Well I was putting it together to throw in the oven later and I was thinking of how it would make a great dish at Red Lobster. Then I said mmmmm Red Lobster biscuits. So here I sit now waiting to take my biscuits out of the oven. I was going to take a nap today, but normally my ass calls and begs for more jiggle to be added to it. The ass always wins. Really if you think about it that is true with just about everything in life. The ass always wins, ha ha.
I don't really know what I have to talk about today. I was told by a friend to "write more blogs". I am trying. Normally when I think of something to write about I am no where near the computer. Then when I sit down to write the words just don't come the way they need to. I was thinking of something earlier. You see it on t.v. and in life all the time. People willing to risk friendships for sex. Why is that? Why do you think we are so willing to lose everything for a little pleasure?
First rule is never ever ever ever ( I can't stress the ever enough) mess with one of your best friends man. I mean come on people look at all the men and women walking around here. If I am that hard up I am sure there is someone out there willing to ummmmm..... meet my needs. I don't need to go to my friend's property for that. We have all been in situations that aren't the best. At least I have. I am sure you perfect people out there reading this have never been in a undesirable situation. Me, on the other hand, well I have done a lot of dumb stuff. You live and learn right?
Let's face the fact that most marriages don't last now a days. So you are willing to jeopardize someone you have been friends with since potty training for a man? I don't think so. What happens when the man is no longer around. Cause he is gonna leave. OK maybe not. Maybe you beat the odds and you are still together. Don't ya get sick of looking at him? Don't you wish you could go over to your girlfriends house and bitch about how lazy he is, his toe fungus, how his eye twitches etc...? Well ya can't because she already knows all about those things cause it was her man first. Duh. So now here you sit staring at this ugly twitching eye fool and you have no friends to talk to. Was it worth it?
It's not all just about taking your friends man. It's about just choosing that man over your friends. We have all been there. Smitten over some dude and we stop talking to our friends so much. Hell I've been married to my very own fool for a while and when we are fighting I don't talk to my friends. That is wrong of me. These are ladies who are here for me all the time. Who the heck am I to give them the cold shoulder because I am having a bad day? And when he is stupid and I kick him out again, who am I gonna go crying to? Them. So treat your friends good. Friends last longer than anything. Friends can be better than family. At least you get to choose your friends. I didn't get to choose my Bulldog loving brother. I still love him of course (despite him being a Bulldog fan). If I had to choose though I probably would have chosen someone like Brad Pitt. No Brad Pitt is too cute. How about that fat funny guy. There are lot's of those. He would be rich and have a ton of cute friends hanging around. That's a win-win.
My biscuits are done.
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